Nicholas Gerlach’s Cult

Review from an actual cult customer:

Super boring “cult”… Really more of an artist’s self promotion and content distribution page. I mean, we could argue that fundamentally that’s why a cult leader starts a cult and what the cult leader does. Nicholas definitely shares some personality defects with famous cult leaders of days gone by.

Bottom line is, there’s nothing for followers to do or lose. It’s boring. A total snoozer. There’s never going to be an engrossing four part Netflix docuseries about this cult, let alone a crappy Lifetime movie. You can’t come here and lose your personal wealth, relationships, or self respect. Well, if you sign on for this lame page alone and think it’s a cult, maybe you have lost your self respect.

I think a previous review made a stellar point- there’s no drugs. No drugs. No real criminal activity. No mind control. No center to go to for retreats. No program to sink all your money into. Nothing.

And the jokes keep repeating. No new content. No engagement.

Worst. Cult. Ever.