Altered Thurzdaze w/ The Car Thief (aka Pleasure) – Thursday, May 13th

My name is Maseaniliano Pleasariano and I live in the beautiful coastal city of Positano, Italy
. I traveled here from outer space on a rocket ship fueled by my mother’s meatballs and family fettuccini sauce. I had to leave my galaxy due to an overwhelming about of illegitimate children. If you think diapers on earth are expensive you’ve never raised a small child on a diet of pizza and nacho cheese on the other side of Mars. One time I ate chicken wings with David Beltran and taught him how to gamble on sports and eat LSD at car shows. I raced unicorns for most of my life. My stepmother bought me a MacBook pro for Veteran’s Day in 1956 and that’s when I invented electronic music and also the shoe horn. My favorite movie is Rain Man. I’ve eaten 3 entire large pizzas in one sitting at a truck stop in Missouri. Talents include napping, constant Facebooking, being able to watch ESPN and Cartoon Network for extended periods of time. If I were to win this beauty pageant I would take as much time as I could to teach the children of the world the joys of collecting plastic cups from division one campus bars. I’d also end world hunger and help America shape up as I am known for my fitness by people in my area.

Rob is originally from Lancaster, PA and began his passion for music at an early age. Originally playing classical violin, Rob soon pursued other passions in the music world. His influences include trent resnor, pink floyd, and dieselboy. he began his DJing about 10 years ago and has steadily learned the ins-and-outs. He currently resides in Indianapolis playing several shows a week at Indy’s Moustrap and Doc’s Music Hall in Muncie. He is signed on the G9 Collective as of August 2012 and Cosmic Promotions since May 2012.

Just a normal dude making random music
@FrequencyFamily
1/2 of @BPM-HSTLRZ

Farr from normal
only bpm’s never genres